This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets
Imma just let this sit here
MOTHA FUCKIN SCIENCE
They turned RNA into an anti-virus program. That is amazing.
Let me restate this in case it didn’t sink in the first time
Researchers physically DELETED ALL TRACES of the HIV virus from a human cell.
ALL OF IT.
IF YOU ARE NOT EXCITED ABOUT THAT I DON’T THINK YOU KNOW WHAT HIV IS
a wallet that will never be stolen from your purse
that’s fucking brilliant
how, by putting a dollar in gift wrap?
i don’t get it
it’s not gift wrap
then what is it?
so yesterday at work this guy bought a toy lightsaber for his son (who wasn’t there) and they come in either red or blue so I brought out both for him to choose and I was like ‘so is your son more light side or dark side heh?’
and he was like ‘um I’ll take the blue, blue for a boy right’
I needed a moment because I couldn’t possibly begin to explain to him all the things wrong with that sentence
IM SHARING THIS FUCKING TWICE IN A ROW BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA HOW PERFECT THIS IS.
i was speaking to a customer in Japanese once at work and my coworker overheard me and later in the break room he said to our other coworkers “man Andrew was over there speakin Naruto”