Chasing Euphoria

Maria Emma Ross | NJ | Conway ∞

- i'm young & at times care less. i'm a true basket case. i'm not easily intimidated. i live for good times with good friends. winter excites me. i've learned to love myself. i've grown impatient with things i was once patient with. driven. travel channel & food network. i love children. my taste in music is a variety of different genres. i talk a lot. i'm in no hurry to grow up. i value tradition but i aspire for change. Early childhood special education major.

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folieafuck:

jehovahs:

we can all agree that autumn is a nicer word than fall

Autumn Out Boy

thatfunnyblog:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

allthingshyper:

gehayi:

hiddlesbatchlove:

forever-falling-forward:

platredeparis:

bnycolew:

mannysiege:

Progress

What

Imma just let this sit here

MOTHA FUCKIN SCIENCE

sources:

Engagdget

DailyTech

CBS

They turned RNA into an anti-virus program. That is amazing.

Let me restate this in case it didn’t sink in the first time

Researchers physically DELETED ALL TRACES of the HIV virus from a human cell.

ALL OF IT.

IF YOU ARE NOT EXCITED ABOUT THAT I DON’T THINK YOU KNOW WHAT HIV IS

blockchiken:

vanguard-of-courage:

blockchiken:

vinny-licious:

blockchiken:

alora-witch:

reeses-peixes:

prettyflyforaredspy:

raceagainstelegance:

suyedah:

a wallet that will never be stolen from your purse

omg

omfg

oh

that’s fucking brilliant

how, by putting a dollar in gift wrap?

"gift wrap"

i don’t get it

it’s not gift wrap

then what is it?


ryannxp:

can’t. fucking. breathe.

I guess – I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass (via monitormylife)

enigmaticagentalice:

so yesterday at work this guy bought a toy lightsaber for his son (who wasn’t there) and they come in either red or blue so I brought out both for him to choose and I was like ‘so is your son more light side or dark side heh?’

and he was like ‘um I’ll take the blue, blue for a boy right’

I just

I needed a moment because I couldn’t possibly begin to explain to him all the things wrong with that sentence

safe-behind-bars:

IM SHARING THIS FUCKING TWICE IN A ROW BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA HOW PERFECT THIS IS.

Leaving is not enough. You must stay gone. Train your heart like a dog. Change the locks even on the house he’s never visited. You lucky, lucky girl. You have an apartment just your size. A bathtub full of tea. A heart the size of Arizona, but not nearly so arid. Don’t wish away your cracked past, your crooked toes, your problems are papier mache puppets you made or bought because the vendor at the market was so compelling you just had to have them. You had to have him. And you did. And now you pull down the bridge between your houses, you make him call before he visits, you take a lover for granted, you take a lover who looks at you like maybe you are magic. Make the first bottle you consume in this place a relic. Place it on whatever altar you fashion with a knife and five cranberries. Don’t lose too much weight. Stupid girls are always trying to disappear as revenge. And you are not stupid. You loved a man with more hands than a parade of beggars, and here you stand. Heart like a four-poster bed. Heart like a canvas. Heart leaking something so strong they can smell it in the street. – Frida Kahlo (via lovebunnypumpkin)

kingkrookodile:

i was speaking to a customer in Japanese once at work and my coworker overheard me and later in the break room he said to our other coworkers “man Andrew was over there speakin Naruto”



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